How cooked is your timeline?

Paste any X handle. We read the latest posts and score the brain rot, then count how much is shipping versus talking about shipping.

Opening soon. This one reads public X posts, and the lab's X connection isn't on yet.

Take the Psychopath Test instead
Prod in a chef hat, frying a brain in a pan

Now find out who survives with you

Survival Squad

The AI took over prod. Your 6 closest X mutuals are all you’ve got. Who survives?

What you get

@example_builder83% rotFully Cooked

“You said "insane" 9 times in 50 posts. The word has left the building.”

Prod in a chef hat, frying a brain in a pan

A made-up handle. Yours comes with a card to post and a link to send.